Our TG Caption

While the man is admiring you, your mother (also in a floral dress, as you two both love them) enters the room and is flabbergasted at what is going on.

“Oh my goodness!” She says. “Who are you and why is my daughter...why is...why...”

The man, with a quick swing of the pendulum, has your mother entranced.

“Two for the price of one,” he says with a grin.