Our TG Caption

You look around, noticing an awful lack of endless amounts of cheese. The lamp must have been a scam. What a waste of 10.7 seconds of your Saturday. But as you look down at your lamp, you find that it is made of cheese! You quickly deduce that you have gained the Cheese Touch, and everything you touch turns into cheese! You try making another wish, but it seems the lamp no longer grants wishes, now that it is cheese.