There’s a flash of light, and your knees give out from under you. Sweating profusely, you look down in horror at an unfamiliar (yet adorable) body. Standing up, you see that there are now paws in place of feet at the end of some decently shapely legs. As a mixture of fear and delight overcome you, you feel something twitching just above your butt, and twist around to see a fluffy black and white tail wagging back and forth. It’s only then that you notice your sister is staring wide-eyed at you with an unreadable expression. “…I can explain…” you start.