The wave only hit you as your outfit begins to change. To you it looks like a genie costume, but that couldn’t be right? Yeah, sure you don’t have the most conventional “lamp”, but just because your lamp is a remote doesn’t make you any less of a genie. You look a new master who seems to be reaching for your remote. 
    “I’m the genie of the remote. You have three wishes.”
     “Does the remote still work?”   
 “Ah, just because I’m a genie doesn’t mean my vessel is anything special. That thing has never worked.”  
  “Huh?”   
 Your master seems confused.