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Mentally:
Your thoughts shift into:
? responsible big sister mode
? low-level constant stress
? deep love for Bobby
? obsession with your phone
? natural leader instincts
? exaggerated sighing
You suddenly understand the pain of being the oldest sibling.
You also want to call Bobby IMMEDIATELY.
Physically:
You feel taller, confident, and slightly dramatic.
Your fingers automatically hover over your phone screen.
You stand like someone who argues about golf and curfew times.
When your phone dings, your heart literally leaps.
Your phone buzzes. You nearly drop it in excitement.
Bobby: on video call, smiling warmly
“Hey babe! You look amazing today. New outfit?”
You (as Lori, twirling your hair):
“Bobbyyyyy! Stop, I look gross. But also thank you. But also, I look terrible. But thank you!”
Bobby:
“Uh… so, should I compliment you or not?”
You (Lori, blushing hard):
“YES! Obviously!”
Bobby: laughs
“You’re adorable. How’s life with your siblings?”
You (Lori, dramatic sigh):
“Bobby, they’re literally driving me CRA-ZY.
But hearing your voice makes it… like… 1000% better.”
Bobby:
“Aww, babe. I miss you too.”
You (Lori, grinning like a dork):
“I miss you more.”
Bobby:
“Nope! Not possible.”
You squeal softly into your phone —
fully transformed into Lori Loud, the phone-loving, boyfriend-obsessed, dramatic oldest Loud sister.