Our TG Captionpage 7
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Mentally:
You suddenly feel:
? bold
? judgey
? TOO honest
? hyperactive
? chaotic in the name of fashion
? ready to bully someone into being stylish
Your internal monologue becomes:
“Ugh, cringe. Fix your outfit IMMEDIATELY.”
Every movement is stylish.
Every thought is loud.
You’re a hurricane wearing lipstick.
Physically:
You feel:
• fast
• flexible
• effortlessly sexy
• expressive
• like you’re always posing
• 70% glitter, 30% cyber-chaos
Your fingers move like you’re scrolling through drama.
Your hair bounces with every step.
Your grin becomes wicked and cute.
You ARE the algorithm.
Vox: appearing with a crackle of TV static
“Well, well… someone’s upgraded their look.”
You (as Velvette, striking a pose):
“Obviously. I can’t let the Vees look bad — especially next to you, old screen-face.”
Vox: annoyed twitch
“Do you ever stop talking?”
You (Velvette, leaning in with a smirk):
“Nope! I’m fabulous AND unstoppable!
Try to keep up, sweetheart.”
Vox:
“You’re going to give me a system crash…”
You (Velvette, snapping a selfie with him):
“GOOD. That’ll get tons of likes.”
You laugh, chaotic and electric, pink pixels swirling around you —
you are fully transformed into Velvette, the glitchy, fashionable, hyperactive Overlord of the Vees.
You suddenly feel:
? bold
? judgey
? TOO honest
? hyperactive
? chaotic in the name of fashion
? ready to bully someone into being stylish
Your internal monologue becomes:
“Ugh, cringe. Fix your outfit IMMEDIATELY.”
Every movement is stylish.
Every thought is loud.
You’re a hurricane wearing lipstick.
Physically:
You feel:
• fast
• flexible
• effortlessly sexy
• expressive
• like you’re always posing
• 70% glitter, 30% cyber-chaos
Your fingers move like you’re scrolling through drama.
Your hair bounces with every step.
Your grin becomes wicked and cute.
You ARE the algorithm.
Vox: appearing with a crackle of TV static
“Well, well… someone’s upgraded their look.”
You (as Velvette, striking a pose):
“Obviously. I can’t let the Vees look bad — especially next to you, old screen-face.”
Vox: annoyed twitch
“Do you ever stop talking?”
You (Velvette, leaning in with a smirk):
“Nope! I’m fabulous AND unstoppable!
Try to keep up, sweetheart.”
Vox:
“You’re going to give me a system crash…”
You (Velvette, snapping a selfie with him):
“GOOD. That’ll get tons of likes.”
You laugh, chaotic and electric, pink pixels swirling around you —
you are fully transformed into Velvette, the glitchy, fashionable, hyperactive Overlord of the Vees.
What do you do?
Create your own Path!