Our TG Caption

You fire at yourself with the TG gun without altering the settings at all. You are transformed into a dirty blonde bombshell. You feel funny and check the settings only to realize they were set to “slutty bimbo with very low intelligence and very high sex drive.” Additionally, the “retain memories” switch was turned off. You try to reverse what happened, but then you forget what you were going to do (and that you even changed). Now, you just wanted to suck your roommate's dick when he gets home!