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While you’re watching Dakota on TV pose for the millionth camera during a challenge, something strange happens: Her sparkly pink compact mirror glows. At the same time, radioactive green mist from the “Dakotazoid” episodes swirls on the screen. Suddenly
Your clothes burst into glitter and re-form into Dakota’s iconic influencer outfit:
• sparkling pink crop top
• white mini-skirt
• tall designer boots
• accessories worth more than Chris’ sanity
Your hair lengthens into golden, perfect, glossy waves.
Your skin glows like real-life Photoshop.
And then—
A second wave hits.
Your posture strengthens.
Your muscles tighten slightly.
Your aura radiates strange neon energy.
You feel like you could crush a car…
but also take a perfect selfie while doing it.