Our TG Captionpage 7
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Mentally:
You feel:
? glamorous
? dramatic
? confident
? a little self-obsessed
? and… slightly unpredictable
You want fame, fans, and a million followers —
but you also want to THROW things very far for no reason.
Physically:
You feel super strong, super agile, and super sparkly.
Your movements become dramatic, powerful, and camera-perfect.
Every blink leaves a trail of glitter.
Every step leaves a neon glow.
You are both Dakota and Dakotazoid, perfectly balanced.
Sam: wide-eyed, blushing hard
“D-Dakota… you look… AMAZING! And also kinda scary?? I love it???”
You (as Dakota): striking a flawless pose
“Oh Sam, sweetie — danger is just part of the brand!”
Sam:
“Should I… uh… get behind something? Just in case?”
You (Dakota, giggling):
“Awww! Relax! I’m only, like… 20% radioactive right now.”
Sam:
“…Only 20%? That’s… comforting?”
You (Dakota, tossing your hair with glowing sparkles):
“Just keep taking cute photos of me and we’ll be fine!”
A burst of glitter AND neon energy sparkles around you —
you are fully transformed into Dakota Milton, the glamorous mutant superstar of Total Drama.
You feel:
? glamorous
? dramatic
? confident
? a little self-obsessed
? and… slightly unpredictable
You want fame, fans, and a million followers —
but you also want to THROW things very far for no reason.
Physically:
You feel super strong, super agile, and super sparkly.
Your movements become dramatic, powerful, and camera-perfect.
Every blink leaves a trail of glitter.
Every step leaves a neon glow.
You are both Dakota and Dakotazoid, perfectly balanced.
Sam: wide-eyed, blushing hard
“D-Dakota… you look… AMAZING! And also kinda scary?? I love it???”
You (as Dakota): striking a flawless pose
“Oh Sam, sweetie — danger is just part of the brand!”
Sam:
“Should I… uh… get behind something? Just in case?”
You (Dakota, giggling):
“Awww! Relax! I’m only, like… 20% radioactive right now.”
Sam:
“…Only 20%? That’s… comforting?”
You (Dakota, tossing your hair with glowing sparkles):
“Just keep taking cute photos of me and we’ll be fine!”
A burst of glitter AND neon energy sparkles around you —
you are fully transformed into Dakota Milton, the glamorous mutant superstar of Total Drama.
What do you do?
Create your own Path!